Okay folks, hypothetical situation. Let’s say you look like a famed, long-dead actor. Let’s say Charles Bronson for kicks and giggles. Now, let’s say you have very, very little acting experience, and what you have is limited to appearances in European Wild West stunt shows. Add in a thick Hungarian accent, one that is difficult to understand. Do you think you would be able to start — and sustain — a movie career on what is essentially the merits of your face? If you said no, well, you completely do not understand just how weird Hollywood can be because there’s one man who lives in that exact scenario and has been making Bronson-like direct-to-video films since 2017: Robert Bronzi.
